kirabug’s idea files

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I deserve bonus points for never ever ever coming up with this idea, or considering cooking it — even though it contains three foods I really like.

There’s an old family story on my dad’s side about someone who sent their spouse to work with a turnip and mayonnaise sandwich.

The cookbook that Dawn from Because I Said So found would probably publish such a beast. It’s got some pretty odd recipes itself.

(says the girl who makes open-faced tuna melts on hash browns….)

If you have a weak heart or high cholesterol, this monstrosity will likely kill you. Weak stomachs need not apply

I thougth the Subservient Chicken website was creepy enough to suit anyone. Granted Coqroq, singing for the chicken fries is only freaky because chicken fries are freaky (and not very good, though somewhat effective as a laxative).

But that freaky King thing is just wrong - and I’m not the only one who thinks so.

I have to wonder exactly what Burger King’s trying to say.

• Eat at Burger King, ’cause we’re f’in creepy.
• Eat at Burger King or we’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse
• Eat at Burger King - if you think our ad campaigns are scary, wait ’till you taste the food!