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Me, I think I’d opt for the sprayer on the sink.

i am holding two puppies right now and typing with one hand.

Yes, that’s just wrong.

What do I get exactly if I choose Come With Us?

All the cows have feathers now?

I fed caviar to the rooster, I fed caviar to the cow, now the barnyard sure looks funny, all the cows have feathers now.

What if you’re only a little pregnant?

They have alcohol units. We have servings.

Definitions abound, but this is a good one

This is a pretty good definition of irony, if you ask me.

The internet is for this, anyway

well, that or maybe stalking.

Holy Diversity, Batman!

Good heavens.