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The sad state of college English.

This is why I was so tough on my friends and relatives when they wrote crappy papers in high school.

The video makes this one awesome.

Dallas Breaks World Record With Big Beach Ball.

Worst captchas of all time.

Fark pointed out this slideshow of
the worst captchas of all time
, which I think illustrates quite well why I don’t use ‘em on this site.

Why does the weasel go pop?

Why does the weasel go pop? - the secret meaning of our best-loved nursery rhymes. is an awesome look at some of the more popular nursery rhymes.

Internet Memes

Internet Memes in a handy timeline format!

Cops help puppy on the lam

Jill Porter: Cops help puppy on the lam | Philadelphia Daily News | 07/18/2008

The cynical bastard in me thinks there were probably bigger issues in Philadelphia to take care of.

The rest of me is glad to see people doing the right thing when the situation presents itself.

Why does the alarm clock snooze button give you nine extra minutes, not 10?

Glad You Asked answers one of the questions that’s bothered me for a looooong time.