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And some days I’m just shopping for books.

Swear to God this was on my Amazon homepage the other day. I can't photoshop something this weird.

Earth friendly? Really?

And then I'll tear their widdle heads off.

A match made in heaven

Geez I wish I had a pair of cordless power scissors for my gaming.

The obesity problem explained again

please please please tell me you own a restaurant if you're buying this.

Amazon.com: Reviews for Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz: Gourmet Food

Over 800 reviews for a gallon of milk.

I bet you didn’t know it was that interesting.

Runaway Scarf!

amazon.com thinks knitting needles are office supplies. must be nice to work in their offices.

It’s time for an Idiocy Double-Pack!

For the want of an editor, the kingdom was lost.