To fertilize lawn…

Reading the instructions on the lawn fertilizer. Let’s sum up:

  • Do not mow for two days.
  • Apply to dry lawn.
  • Allow 24 hours before mowing again.
  • Make sure the product has been watered in.
  • Do not water for at least 24 hours after the application.

It is spring in Pennsylvania, which is a shorthand way of saying it torrentially rains every 3 days, and in between the grass grows two feet an hour.

I’m pretty confident I can never actually use this product to its specifications unless I move my entire house and property to another state.

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